Saturday 31 March 2012

A Healthy Money-Spinner

As I go about my weekly shop, I'm constantly being told the health benefits of the items I buy. I don't ask for this information but it's seems to have become a mandatory part of the sales pitch.  I went to buy  kumquats and when I asked the price per kilo, the stall holder, reeled off the benefits of eating kumquats; apparently they will lower my blood pressure, improve my blood purity and rid me of  excess water.  "Yes, but how much are they?" I tried again.  "What are your symptoms?"  he asked. I explained that there was nothing wrong with me,  that I just like preserved kumquats and he shut up and sold me 15 TL's worth.  A couple of days later, while buying artichokes, I was told they would improve my liver and help decrease the damage alcohol has done to my system.  This was getting personal. Do they watch me approach and say to themselves, "Here comes an overweight, stressed-out dipsomaniac. We must sell her some nettles, carob and quince." Today, I was quite relieved to see signs up in the supermarket proclaiming the health giving wonders of coconut and cape gooseberry. Amateur herbalism has obviously become a national obsession since I was last living here.  It's a good ploy to up sales and it works.  I bought a box of the altın çilek, (Golden strawberries in Turkish) just in case they really do help me loose a kilo a week.  



     Altın çilek, thyme and carob pods
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8 comments:

  1. Yes I've also noticed how much Turks insist on telling you what's good for your health when it comes to fruit and vegetables. They do get a bit OTT though when they insist that practically every disease known to man can be cured by eating certain things.

    If only it were true...we wouldn't need doctors here anymore..we'd all be bouncing around in perfect health.

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    1. The obsession with things that are bad for you is old hat but things that are good for you is new.

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  2. Turks are obsessed about ill-health - talk to any pharmacist and they'll complain bitterly about politically astute massive price reductions on drugs. We still have shop out here in the boondocks that refuse to stock ice cream in the winter because it makes you ill.

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    1. I'm sure they've told you that you will get stomach problems if you eat ice cream in winter.

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  3. Doesn't happen to me. They probably think I'm way beyond help.

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    1. That's because you are such a glowing picture of health.

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  4. It's kinda funny though too. =) I usually tell them what I'm going to cook or make with the produce. Then, they just smile and nod.

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  5. Joy, you obviously look a lot healthier than me too.

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